Fandom: BtVS, HSM, and Bandom (MCR)
Pairing: Bob/Frank, Brian/Ray/Gerard
Rating: R
Word Count: 675
Spoilers: For saekokato’s Perhaps Vampire is a Bit Strong But…
Warnings: sexual content?
Author's Note: I’m going to eventually stop apologizing for the crack that seeps out of my brain. For saekokato! Title from Green Day and stardustonsable, who created the fanmix for PViaBSB.
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Fandom: BtVS and Bandom (Panic and MCR) (and probably Supernatural)
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon, Spencer/Brent
Rating: R
Word Count: 6000-plus words
Spoilers: None
Warnings: A bit of dubcon. Crack!!! Backstory!!! Um… Bitchy Ryan Ross?
Author's Note: Beta by saekokato. There are some quotes in here from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends. Those aren’t mine. ( Read more... )

The epic crossover: part 2: The Upside of Down and other Wiggly-Wobbly, Timey-Whimey Lessons Learned While Traveling Space and Time Imparted to Ryan Wolfe at a Strange Part of His Life

For warnings and author's note, please see part two

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The epic crossover: part 2: The Upside of Down and other Wiggly-Wobbly, Timey-Whimey Lessons Learned While Traveling Space and Time Imparted to Ryan Wolfe at a Strange Part of His Life

For warnings and author's note, please see part one.

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Fandom: CSI: Miami/Doctor Who/Torchwood/Stargate (Atlantis and SG-1)
Pairing: Eric/Ryan + Natalia, Jack/Everyone (one-sided), Jack/Ianto, Ryan/Aaron, and mentions of Eric/Natalia and Carson/Laura
Rating: hard R - for gore and sex (not together)
Word Count: ~ 23,000
Spoilers: No recent spoilers, but there are spoilers for the series three finale of ( Read more... )

Fandom: HSM with some BtVS lore mixed in and a drop (a couple drops - okay, more like a splash) of MCR (and PatD, FOB, and CS if you’re looking)
Pairing: Ryan/Chad, Troy/Gabriella, Bob/Frank, Chad/Taylor
Rating: R-ish
Word Count: ~16,000 words
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Abuse of the word “totally.” This is all shameless crack. I do not apologize. ( Read more... )

Fandom: HSM with some BtVS lore mixed in and a drop (a couple drops - okay, more like a splash) of MCR (and PatD, FOB, and CS if you’re looking)
Pairing: Ryan/Chad, Troy/Gabriella, Bob/Frank, Chad/Taylor
Rating: R-ish
Word Count: ~16,000 words
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Abuse of the word “totally.” This is all shameless crack. I do not apologize. ( Read more... )

Fandom: HSM
Pairing: Ryan/Chad
Rating: hard R - for creepiness and horror
Word Count: 8,000-plus words
Spoilers: None
Warnings: This fic contains a lot of creepiness. It’s a horror fic. I’ve been told it’s really creepy. This was supposed to be finished for Halloween. Oops.
Author's Note: Beta-ed by the super-awesome saekokato. I think three times isn’t ( Read more... )

Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Main: PW/MF
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,468
Warnings: Angst, Slash, POV, Dark, and lots of Death!
Author's Note: This is AU and the sequel to Superstars and Cannonballs
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JKR and the WB and a whole bunch of other people
Summary: One can never be sure of what one will need in the future.

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Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McShep
Rating: hard R
Word Count: 395
Warnings: slashy smut
Author's Note: For saekokato: promised Birthday p0rn.
Disclaimer: SGA belongs to SciFi.
Summary: Yeah, I know it's short, but p0rn is not my strongest suit: crack is. So I bring you p0rny crack. With Batman, McShep, and a fandom cliche or five.

( p0rn )